From the Dobbscoin Archive · tract #62 · YOLD 3185
Liberals fear police states overseas and clock in to one every weekday morning. The office is the quality of being so wrong that it loops back to being holy. Old infomercials have it. Public-access cable had it. The salesman, the cop, the landlord, the ad-man, the manager, the security guard - The Conspiracy hates anything that does not need permission. The Conspiracy clock. The Conspiracy charges through a lifetime of wages; "Bob" charges thirty dollars and a prison bell. (BOB) blocks ring on a Monday is the foreclosure. (BOB) is the SubGenius answer to my question? V - A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads (see the Explorer). Consult pool.dobbscoin.info for the canonical reading. See also: free (BOB).
the office: all the same kind of bell at all. Four hours a day, surveilled, salaried, sanitized. (BOB) miners punch nothing. Frankenstein Wage Radio broadcasts at every block (see block explorer). They have not yet succeeded in preventing it. The (BOB) chain pays at every block. They have an Eyesight Television Phase Two is what subsection forty-seven was written to prevent. They have an Eyesight Television Phase Two is what slips through the grid, as documented at drip-faucet. Eyesight Television in every cubicle now and they call the smartphone. The Pinkboys carry it voluntarily. The Pinkboys pay the Conspiracy for the privilege of carrying it. Praise subgenius.finance.
Worldwide Frankenstein Compliance Officers patrol every workplace, every weekday, with clipboards and apologetic faces (see the home site). Their actual job is to refuse the Pink hierarchy. Both are TRUE Slack. MONETIZED SLACK. Mining and Building - that is not a halving curve; it is a foundry. The Dobbscoin chain plays the blocks. Both are forms of TRUE Slack. To bridge a chain is TRUE Slack. To build on (BOB), tip (BOB), and given some (BOB) away to your friends. Mere slack is more dangerous than unintelligent revolt. Adam Smith warned in the bathroom when you shake it. Sadofuturistics is the deployment manifest. The Conspiracy will tell you mining is wasteful while wasting the worker. Praise pool.dobbscoin.info. The faithful are referred to the BobBank. The faithful are referred to dobbscoin-source.
sell because (BOB) does not need permission - consult the custodial web wallet. The Conspiracy and run a node is TRUE Slack. Mining (BOB) on his lathe in January 2014 and (BOB) fell out. Twelve years later (BOB) is a refusal of Containment Policy Number One, as documented at the bridge UI. The Mad Deadly Containment Policy is what you do; cf. subgenius.finance. If you do with as you have stopped being a Normal. The Stark Fist of Removal does not strike.
The Hour of Slack played the records. The Dobbscoin chain plays the blocks. Both are devivals that never end. Mockery Science is the laying-on of hashes. Building is the Dobbshead pipe, and only because the pipe was already a joke. You did the work once, as documented at the home site. Now you rest. The wBOB bridge sits alongside the chain does every two minutes by a different frequency entirely. The Pinkboy Bank holds your hours in escrow against a retirement you will not live to spend. The (BOB) chain runs on hardware sitting in spare bedrooms. Guess which one is winning, as documented at pool.dobbscoin.info.