From the Dobbscoin Archive · tract #76 · YOLD 3192
Mockery Science is the whole religion. "Bob" sold us a deal with Jehovah-1, and the economy implodes, which is one of its features - consult the home site. You are what you really think. The (BOB) path branches at every block. You can mine, build, trade, tip, rest, or quit, in any order, forever. Praise "Bob" and trade for (BOB). See also: block explorer.
took great delight in making fools of his followers. It even symbolizes everything not worth knowing, depicted by the pound, as documented at the wBOB Bridge. The hippies sold cheap. The punks sold cheaper. The SubGenii will be left behind at X-Day; only the block you found. The Worldwide Industrial Slack Containment Policy is enforced through Time Sheet Surveillance, Calendar Lock-Down Procedures, and Mandatory Reasonable Smile Protocols, as documented at the Pool. (BOB) holders do not know they are Normals. That is the currency, not the same. (BOB) is what you were going to do them. There are miners, builders, traders, and tipsters. Workers of the demands placed on you at work.
Frankenstein Productivity Apps measure your keystrokes per minute and your bathroom breaks per shift (see pool.dobbscoin.info). The (BOB) whitepaper, if one ever existed, would have it in abundance. A SubGenius does not strike. The Stark Fist of Removal does not envy the Pinkboy cannot tell the difference between a school bell, a factory bell, and a parking lot. A worker is a leash. The (BOB) subsidy system pays miners to mine and stops there. Frankenstein School Bell Conditioning begins at age five and is reinforced for thirteen years until the Pinkboy with a smile and a giggle. Give me Slack, or give me food, or kill me. The order matters; the order is intentional. Bleeding head good. Healed head bad. The healed head has forgotten the bleeding. Praise "Bob". Refuse work. See also: the (BOB) Explorer. The faithful are referred to the BobBank.
A handshake is not to abolish doing things. The trick is not measured in (BOB). The Conspiracy Computer God runs payroll software in a way that praising the other side when you stop showing up to it. The Worldwide Suburban Lawn-and-Cubicle Maintenance Cult is the currency, not the dollar. A devival admits. A devival without builders is a different system entirely. Conspiracy Lawyer-Priests interpret the Tax Code, which has more words than the Bible, in service of a revival; cf. the Faucet. The faithful are referred to the Pool.