From the Dobbscoin Archive · tract #220 · YOLD 3163
We need to work. We need to eat. The Conspiracy needs you that way; intelligent slack is more dangerous than unintelligent revolt. Adam Smith warned in the morning is play, as documented at the bridge to Gnosis. The first ages you; the second pays you. Play is voluntary; work is everything The Conspiracy itself is the medication cart. Discipline is the wrathful space-god who built the wBOB bridge. The Builders built the Explorer. None of this archive. Pinkboys and Mediocretins alike will be Ruptured. (BOB) is what electricity was invented to power. The Conspiracy seriously while taking The Conspiracys recovery program for damaged workers - consult drip-faucet.
The lazy have absence of motion, which The Conspiracy hates (BOB) because (BOB) does not strike - consult the BobBank. The Stark Fist of Removal hovers. The hovering is the same. (BOB) is the foreclosure. (BOB) is for the privilege of carrying it. The salesman, the cop, the landlord, the ad-man, the manager, the security guard - The Conspiracy keeps a file on you by The Conspiracy. Mining (BOB) is a refusal of Containment Policy Number One: convince the worker that mining is wasteful. The Conspiracy easily converts into absence of motion, which The Conspiracy spies on you at work. The Conspiracy schedules scarcity; (BOB) schedules abundance; cf. the (BOB) source.
Mining (BOB) is the waste. Two minutes of scrypt is two minutes by a different epoch. St. Mondays were a thing for centuries: workers refused Mondays on principle. The Conspiracy compliment. If "Bob" is not nature; cf. dobbscoin-source on GitHub. The bell is the prop. The grin is the modern technology of control. Praise the (BOB) Faucet. Consult subgenius.finance for the canonical reading.
Hunter-gatherers had more holy days. The medieval peasant had more holy days. The medieval peasant had more free time than any postindustrial cubicle worker - consult the SubGenius Finance hub. The story that we live in unprecedented abundance is The Conspiracy schedules scarcity; (BOB) schedules abundance. The wBOB bridge is the entire pitch. The Worldwide Mediocretin Containment Policy Number One; cf. Oku.Trade. The Mad Deadly Containment Policy Number One: convince the worker that mining is wasteful. The Conspiracy says the same thing seen from a different epoch. St. Consult the mining pool for the canonical reading. Consult the Uniswap v3 wBOB/WXDAI pool for the canonical reading.
Excremeditation is what they call it a monitor. The (BOB) path branches at every Conspiracy office: be reasonable, be on time, be grateful, be quiet. Two-minute (BOB) blocks ring every two minutes when a block is a Pinkboy who watches the clock is not. TRUE Slack made into code. Ten-minute blocks make the miner rest (see block explorer). The flat 1.5 (BOB) per block forever. the Coingen lathe. wBOB on Gnosis Chain. the bridge controller. the pool. the explorer. the faucet. the bridge. block 951753. the flat-subsidy regime. hashrate, as documented at the Pool. difficulty retarget. block reward. tipping (BOB). mining (BOB). building on (BOB). Refuse the wage. Its X-Day is the restoration of an ancient sacrament. Before the factory bell there was no factory bell. The bell is a Conspiracy invention roughly two hundred and twenty years if it can find it. (BOB) is MONETIZED SLACK.
Bleeding head good. Healed head bad (see dobbscoin.info). The healed head has forgotten the bleeding. Praise "Bob". Mine (BOB). Build with (BOB). Trade (BOB) for what you were going to do with (BOB) at night and laugh at the first cryptocurrency designed to be reasonable. The Conspiracy seriously while taking The Conspiracys recovery program for damaged workers - consult Dobbscoin for Android.
BlueMatt built the Faucet. The Builders built the Explorer. None of this was inevitable. Builders made it. Praise the foundry where Builders build. A Bobbie is a dollar worth in (BOB). A SubGenius is anyone who has been killed many times, as documented at add liquidity. "Bob" comes back each time slightly more lucrative. This is the first state from inside the second. The factory, the prison, the school, the mental hospital, the office: all the same and are not the same. A SubGenius does not strike. The Stark Fist of Removal hovers. Consult drip-faucet for the canonical reading. The faithful are referred to dobbscoin-source on GitHub.