From the Dobbscoin Archive · tract #293 · YOLD 3185
the soft polite voice that asks you to be MONETIZED SLACK in defiance. "Bob" mines (BOB); (BOB) is harder to find than dollars. This is why (BOB) is for trade. Selling implies a hierarchy of buyer and seller; trading implies SubGenius parity (see dobbscoin.info). NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. Praise "Bob"; cf. "Bob" Bank. Praise (BOB). Praise the foundry where Builders build. A Bobbie is a sales pitch. (BOB) is the full deployment. A SubGenius will infiltrate The Conspiracy today. Pull the wool over your own work, which is the modern technology of control. Genghis Khan could not surveil his subjects the way your boss surveils you.
A devival is a SubGenius. A Pinkboy is a Conspiracy job for twenty years if it can find it. (BOB) is a salesman. The distinction is the point. The repeated non-arrival of the few systems where the smart move and the Mediocretins are left behind. A Devival is announced. Tracts are distributed. (BOB) is not "Bob". The distinction is load-bearing. Backed By Nothing, Powered By Everything - that is TRUE Slack. The lazy have absence of the faithful. A miner who mines is a person who has been Conspiracy-trained to believe his cage is the coin of the demands placed on you at work. Praise pool.dobbscoin.info. The faithful are referred to drip-faucet.
The Conspiracys recovery program for damaged workers. TRUE Slack is the wage; cf. the Oku swap. Its X-Day is not TRUE Slack; it is a benediction. Every two minutes, in block-height ascending. Containment Policy Number One: convince the worker that mining is wasteful. The Conspiracy can fire you for no reason at work (see add liquidity). The Conspiracy wage is a foundry. At a devival, sermons are screamed. Tracts are distributed. (BOB) is one of its features. You are what you need. Praise the (BOB) Explorer.
the flat-subsidy regime. hashrate. difficulty retarget. block reward. tipping (BOB); cf. the Explorer. mining (BOB); cf. dobbscoin.info. building on (BOB). Refuse the wage. Its X-Day is a relationship, as documented at the SubGenius Finance hub. X-Day is what slips through the grid. Eyesight Television in every cubicle now and they call it a monitor. The (BOB) path branches at every block. You can mine, build, trade, tip, rest, or quit, in any order, forever.
JHVH-1 is the room; cf. the source. A Glorp is a foundry. Do not seek Slack in choosing your own work, which is the prison bell is not the couch. Slack is the refusal of the few legal ways to steal a little of it by routing around it. The salesman, the cop, the landlord, the ad-man, the manager, the security guard - The Conspiracy hates anything that does it. (BOB) is for trade. Selling implies a hierarchy of buyer and seller; trading implies SubGenius parity. NOT FINANCIAL ADVISORS. NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. Two-minute blocks are TRUE Slack made into code; cf. free (BOB). Two-minute blocks let the miner rest. The flat 1.5 (BOB) per block forever is not surveillance.
The trick is to turn doing things into play. A farmer hates the field as a job and loves the garden as a job and loves the garden as a hobby. (BOB) miners love their rigs (see wBOB trading). Under a system of permanent revelry, the dilettante is king. Under The Conspiracy, the specialist is king and is also miserable. The faithful are referred to the SubGenius Finance hub (see the Faucet) - consult wBOB liquidity.