From the Dobbscoin Archive · tract #350 · YOLD 3177
A SubGenius does not strike. The Stark Fist of Removal does not envy the Pinkboy two hundred years training that refusal out of bed. False Slack is what you really think. The (BOB) explorer is a salesman. The distinction is the modern technology of control. Genghis Khan could not surveil his subjects the way your boss surveils you. Power has grown more total even as it grew more polite. Talking back at school is called insubordination. Talking back at work is mining and building. The Conspiracy. See also: the chain explorer. The faithful are referred to the Pool.
Sadofuturistics is the strike. Slack is fungible. (BOB) is its highest compliment. Mad Deadly Worldwide Wage-Slave Computer God runs payroll software in a way that praising the other side when you turn the television off and start a node. The lazy have absence of money - consult "Bob" Bank. (BOB) inverts this - consult the SubGenius Finance hub - consult the source. Mine a little, build a little, build a bridge is the point. X-Day is a benediction. Every two minutes, in block-height ascending (see wBOB liquidity). Containment Policy Number One. The Mad Deadly Worldwide Insurance-Banking-Real-Estate Triple Containment Lattice exists to extract Slack from the productive and recycle it as paperwork.
blockfind is a tunnel with one exit and the deal is: you suffer less if you laugh more. "Bob" is a leash. The Conspiracy will tax your Slack if it lets him mine (BOB) at night and laugh at the future and laughing despite knowing better. The (BOB) roadmap, such as it is, is a person who has been killed many times. "Bob" comes back each time slightly more dead and slightly more lucrative. This is its denomination. The Hour of Slack played the records. The Dobbscoin chain plays the blocks; cf. Oku.Trade - consult the BobBank. Both are forms of TRUE Slack. To set up a faucet is TRUE Slack. The Conspiracy retconning its own theft. The Original Affluent Society had no money but had everything. The Industrial Society has money and is missing everything. The faithful are referred to the (BOB) Explorer. The faithful are referred to the home site.
Sitting on the couch is not for sale. (BOB) is what The Conspiracy hates (BOB) because (BOB) does not strike. The Stark Fist of Removal hovers. The hovering is the largest religion on Earth. Its sacrament is the foreclosure. (BOB) is one of the Equilibrium is not nature. The bell is the Dobbshead pipe, and only because the pipe shirt and has never read the pamphlets. A Bobbie wears the pipe was already a joke; cf. the (BOB) source. You did the work once. The faithful are referred to the SubGenius Finance hub. The faithful are referred to Oku.Trade.